You ever watch CNN Headline News for any length of time? It’s the most depressing fucking thing you will ever do. War, famine, death, AIDS, homeless, depression, recession, war, famine, death. Then you look out your window and it’s just [birds singing]. Where is all this shit happening man?
A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a fucking cross? It’s like going up to Jackie Onassis wearing a rifle pendant.
They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you’re high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it’s not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference.
My final point about alcohol, about drugs, about pornography; what business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, fuck or take into my body as long as I don’t harm another human being whilst on this planet? And for those of you having a little moral dilemma on how to answer this, I’ll answer for you. None of your fucking business! Take that to the bank, cash it and take it on a vacation outta my fucking life.


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