Food

I love food and I love to cook. Food is one to those things so many people take for granted. It's a fundamental need. It's a primal pleasure. It's like sex.

Unfortunately I don't have any decent sex advise so I'm going to stick with food. Experienced cooks will like some of the recipes. Amateurs should find most of them pretty simple and written with lots of helpful hands on tips.

Cooking Naked

October 25th, 2010

The moment I walked into the house I smelled the burnt sugar. She makes this stewed rhubarb to put on top of yoghurt that is the right mix of sweet and sour. She forgot about this batch, she forgot about it for a long time. It was a fingers width of carbon on the bottom of the pan. She was upset, although not about the pan. I offered to clean it.

I filled the pot with water, turned it on low, and went for a shower. Afterward, wrapped in a towel, I found it bubbling, scraped at the bottom, and splashed a quantity of boiling black crusty water at my navel. She found me, naked and yelping, tracing a single piece of ice, pinched between my fingers, over my stomach.

Some lessons, you learn the hard way.

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Creme Brulee French Toast

August 24th, 2009

toastToast and kissing, the French have their priorities straight. All of their cooking has fat and sugar, is washed down with wine, and they have less than half our heart disease and one third the obesity1. This recipe is delicious, but it is not low fat, and I am trying to give you a rationale for not caring.

It is not typical French Toast, in fact, my sisters and I tried to come up with a title that fit better. “Crunchy Gooey Breakfast Bread” is an accurate description, but it lacks pizazz, so I’ve left it alone. If you Google “Creme Brulee French Toast” the top five sites I looked at mirror this recipe, but my instructions are easier and crunchier.

The recipe is fool proof, and you can make it a day ahead, both bonuses. I like nice breakfasts, but I am not a morning person, and all this requires is turning on the oven.

  • 2 tbsp. corn syrup
  • 1/2 cup butter
  • 1 cup brown sugar, packed
  • 2 loaves French Loaf
  • 5 eggs
  • 1-1/2 cups half & half
  • 1 tsp. vanilla
  • 1 tsp. Grand Marnier (optional)
  • 1/4 tsp. salt

In a small saucepan combine the syrup, butter and brown sugar. Bring to a simmer and let it bubble merrily for about five minutes, until syrupy. Pour this mixture into a 9″ x 13″ baking pan that has been lightly greased with butter or cooking spray. Set aside.

toast (1)Cut the crust off of the top of the French loaves. As gently as you can tear the soft insides out of the loaf leaving the crust. Tear the bread into fist sized chunks and place on top of the syrup in the baking pan.

In a large bowl, whisk together the eggs, cream, vanilla, Grand Marnier and salt. Pour evenly over the bread. Cover and refrigerate overnight.

In the morning, leave the casserole at room temperature while the oven preheats. Bake at 350 degrees (or 330 Convection) uncovered, for 45 minutes. Cut into squares and serve immediately with maple syrup, butter, and fresh fruit.

Serves 8-10 adults. Can be reheated.

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Notes

I know you have Aunt Jemima’s in the fridge, but buy some nice maple syrup, something that originated from a tree, it’s worth the extra dollars.

I also have a personal preference for the dark molassesy brown sugar, but whatever is in your cupboard is fine.

I never let the thing come to room temperature before baking. I just turn the oven down a few degrees and cook it a few minutes more.

This recipe differs from these mainly in the instructions for handling the bread. When I first made this the instructions called for cutting the crust off, and then slicing the insides, which sounds easy, until you try and do it. It’s like trying to thinly slice a marshmallow. Anyway, tearing it out with your hands is easier, and the peaks and valleys of the bread mountain range that results makes nice crunchy bits.

Footnotes

  1. Statistics from the World Health Organization []
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Simple Spaghetti and Prawns

November 11th, 2008

This “recipe” contains no specific quantities. I’d say sorry, but I’m not. This is a great way to get out of the habit of measuring every little thing. You decide how much cheese and prawns to add! You’re the one eating it. Super easy. Total prep and cooking time 15 minutes and it will be delicious.
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Heat

October 23rd, 2008

I often notice home cooks that are afraid of heat. The burners on their stove have never been turned all the way up. Everything they produce tends to be done on med-high heat and cooked to within an inch of its life. Vegetables are soggy and limp, meats are dry and flavorless. (more…)

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White Truffle Perogies

October 14th, 2008

This is a favorite of a lot of my friends and family. If you do not come from the Ukraine or live in Western Canada then a perogy is just basically a large ravioli. (more…)

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Wild Mushroom Tarragon Cream Sauce

October 13th, 2008

This recipe is a work in progress. I’ve made it a few times, but forget to take notice of the times and quantities that closely. If you use good ingredients you can’t go too far wrong. (more…)

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Butterut Squash Ravioli

October 13th, 2008

A simple pasta to prepare. Suitable for a range of simple cream sauces. (more…)

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Hattori

May 15th, 2008

If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be cut. – Hattori Hanzo in Kill Bill

I have a bit of a knife fetish. I am actually making that sound sexier and more dangerous than it is. It would be more accurate to say I have a fetish for cooking paraphernalia.

Food processors, gas ranges, warming drawers, cast iron skillets, and on the top of the list: knives, which somehow saves the whole thing from being entirely emasculating. Right? Right.

Anyway it has led me to purchase a Hattori knife which recently arrived. It sharpens to an edge you can shave with, which admittedly is not strictly necessary when cutting up potatoes, but I still think it’s cool.

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Chocolate Banana Soup

May 1st, 2007

I don’t do a lot of baking. I like to cook, but cooking is an entirely different skill set. I consider most items in a recipe to have an “optional” or “approximately” beside it, which works fine in normal cooking.

Anyway, I have learned a valuable lesson. Flour is not an optional ingredient in banana bread. If you forget this line in the recipe you end up with a loaf pan full of chocolate banana soup. Actually that is being kind. Truthfully you get a chunky, mildly bubbly, semi-gelatinous dark brown rectangle.

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Truffle Oil

January 1st, 2007

Truffle Oil is not sold everywhere. You are going to have to look at your high end gourmet shops for this item. I’ve even been to places where they have it under lock and key. It can be exorbitantly expensive and you may balk at the idea of such a big price tag for such a small item. However, good truffle oil is extremely powerful stuff, and a very small amount of it makes a huge taste impact in a dish. A good quality bottle will last you for years.

Like all ingredients you get what you pay for. Although you can certainly shop around and find larger volumes of oil for less money, you are likely going to just end up using more for the same taste in a given recipe. Spend the money and get a good quality product.

The Oil comes in White and Black. I’ve always used White.

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