to vote for favorites. Only 6 votes needed to get on the list.Spent the weekend in Kelowna with some friends touring wineries and golfing. Sunday night we had dinner at a golf course which was hosting what looked to be a very nice wedding. As we were exiting the winding driveway we spot a lady carrying high heels, talking on a cell phone and weaving like a drunken sailor in her bare feet. A quick consensus dictated we do some further investigation.
The lady in question had reached the stage of drunkeness in which any suitable horizontal surface is bound to induce you to passing out. The fact that she was surrounded by pavement and sobbing into the phone was probably what was keeping her on her feet. What started out that evening as a pretty young lady in a fashionable gown was now a tear stained puddle. Letting her out onto the highway to stumble into oncoming traffic did not seem like the appropriate position to take so, with some difficulty, we poured her into the backseat of the car.
Naturally we started up some casual conversation with “So how was the wedding? Did you have fun?”. Not too sure what had set her off. Probably one too many people asking her when she was getting married, but I think the root cause of all the drama lay in an expression she spit out of her mouth repeatedly and with great distaste. Fuckin babies and stupid wedding shit.
Lessons learned ladies:
1. If you are concerned you are turning into a spinster, watch the booze intake
2. Always, always, bring a pair of sensible shoes to a wedding
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