Why the fuck are Future Shop receipts a foot long? I have to assume that the entire board of directors of that company have seriously undersized penises. Something that ridiculously long has to be compensation for deep seated inadequacy.
This is not hyperbole. I just bought a single item at Future Shop and left the store with my item and a receipt which was just under 13 inches long. I know because when I got home I held it up to something. A ruler you perv.


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