Me: Where are those cheese buns? Hey! Did you eat both of those cheese buns?
Michelle: Um, ya, sorry, I was hungry.
Me: Really? Both of them?
Michelle: Sorry. I didn’t mean to.
Me: Of course you meant to. You ate them. You have to mean to eat something.
Michelle: I’m sorry. Do you love me?
Me: Ya, but slightly less now that I know you ate both of those fucking cheese buns.
Michelle: Watch it, or we’ll cancel “No Pants Night”.
Relationships are full of compromise. That’s what people say, but it reveals such a small part of the truth.


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I laughed out loud for a good couple minutes with this one.
Explaining “No Pants Night” to your co-workers is uncomfortable.
I think the title is self explanatory