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I work at home most days. Michelle often comes home to find the bowl from my breakfast still on the counter above the dishwasher.
Michelle: It’s a good thing we are not having kids. I’d have to pick up after two of you.
Me: That’s silly. You could train the kid.
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Loading ...We spent a week with our good friends Kim and Bryan recently. Kim and Michelle have been friends since forth grade. Kim owns a hair salon and is very straight to the point. The preceding facts will help you understand this conversation we had one morning. (more…)
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Me: Where are those cheese buns? Hey! Did you eat both of those cheese buns?
Michelle: Um, ya, sorry, I was hungry.
Me: Really? Both of them?
Michelle: Sorry. I didn’t mean to.
Me: Of course you meant to. You ate them. You have to mean to eat something.
Michelle: I’m sorry. Do you love me?
Me: Ya, but slightly less now that I know you ate both of those fucking cheese buns.
Michelle: Watch it, or we’ll cancel “No Pants Night”.
Relationships are full of compromise. That’s what people say, but it reveals such a small part of the truth.
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