We are into attempt three at IVF, Michelle can tell you the grizzly details. I don’t have anything else ready to publish this week, so here are a few conversations we’ve had lately, you seem to like those:
D: I’m sorry.
M: And I’m sorry I snapped at you, because you were a jerk.
D: You suck at apologizing
Michelle says something that makes me laugh hysterically.
M: I’m awesome
D: That’s true.
M: You’re lucky.
D: Sure, but I get most of the credit.
M: Why?
D: I have impeccable taste.
D: You’re hot.
M: Thanks. You’re good-looking too. It makes up for the stupid shit you do.


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New Twitter – “funnyshitmysistersays” ?
Here is the thing though, the fact you remember all these conversations word for word means your mind is not going as fast as Mich would have us believe.
Lisa – he keeps a note book and writes them down – so yes his mind is still going.
You two should have your own sitcom (reality show?)